Brutally Honest Personals

by The Good Reverend on October 4, 2004 · 5 comments

in Sexuality

Esquire magazine decided to start a Brutally Honest Personals Service.  Some of them are quite funny.

I’m an overweight, middle-aged underachiever. The skull tattoos on my arms complement my wardrobe, which I call rural proletarian. I sleep on the floor in a sparsely furnished apartment. I urinate frequently and pick my nose. I’m embarrassed that I own a Bible. After a tragic foray into Santeria, I’ve incurred crushing debt.


Can be summed up simply: brief digital, extended oral, premature genital. I have herpes.

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  • LordStrange

    This may truly mark an end to human loneliness. Seems like some sort of government enforced contraception or sterilization should accompany it though…

  • The Good Reverend

    hehe well, I at least appreciate the honesty of the gold-digger.  I’ve found that in meeting most women, one of the first questions out of their mouths is “What do you do for living?” or some similar question probing for “prospect”.  Golddigger is at least keeping it real – “i offer you hotness, you offer me money.” Although I must say, she ain’t all that.

  • bellstreetbomb

    I think we should start our own similar service right there on tranbuddha. Singletons: get started!

  • The Good Reverend

    You might be onto something, bell.  You should start a thread in the forum and see who bites.  I’ll start working on mine. wink

  • Davion

    Actually that is a great idea.  We might be able to pull off that design pretty easily.  Hmmmmm another functional to do list.

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