Learn To Dance Gay

by The Good Reverend on October 13, 2004 · 8 comments

in Audio Visual,Sexuality

I just couldn’t stop laughing at this video.  It is so off-beat, so drill-team routine-esque, so half-assed, so…. gay.

(click img for vid).

Why does he keep coming back to the robot?

As many of you know, my computer doesn’t do screen grabs.  So as to give you a pretty picture to click on, I must resort to scouring Google Images for something in the same theme as the vid.  I think I’m going to keep up this practice even after my new computer is built, as this is a great source of absolutely ridiculous images that I would never see otherwise.  I searched on “dance gay” and came up with a guy in a pool clutching a large floating penis in ecstasy.  You’d think it was the last lifeboat on the Titanic.  Speaking of, that would make the movie, Titanic, a lot more humorous and tolerable – if that dramatic scene between Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet at the end was done on a floating penis instead of the lifeboat.  What say you, James Cameron?  Do I smell “re-release”?

Anyway, since vowing never to go to another AlphaMonkey pool party, I thought I’d never have to see an image like that again (that’s for making my Sim gay, bitch!).  I guess I was wrong.

thanks to Aunt Weezy for the vid!

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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    See, this is the kind of shit that comes from SNL.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    what do you mean?

  • fatboypartridge

    i think i get it… he thinks he’s one of the spartans, doing the Perfect Cheer?

    no… he’s too calm.

    comparatively, i mean.

    he’s not spastic enough.. he’s doing it for real.

    by God. I think this is an audition video.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    No…it it was gay, it’d have been at least good.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    since vowing never to go to another AlphaMonkey pool party, I thought I’d never have to see an image like that again

    I don’t see how. You brought the fucking thing.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    The more I look at that photo, the more I think that bald dome looks a little too familiar, GR. Own up..that’s your own photo.

  • fatboypartridge

    and riding a giant pool-penis. But that’s not important.


    Why do I constantly click on things I know I shouldn’t?

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