Moscow!  Moscow! la-la-la-la-lalala!

by The Good Reverend on October 24, 2004 · 22 comments

in Audio Visual,Entertainment

Hey, I just love a good string of posts about crappy music/musicians, so let’s keep this party going.  I give you the happy-power-funk-fusion-casiotastic sounds of Dschinghis Khan (which is German for “Ghengis Khan”..which is English for the Mongolian word for the person that we refer to, in English, as “Ghengis Khan”… I believe.)

my eyes are bleeding

This video just rocks tha party that rocks tha party.  And I don’t misspell “the” for just anyone.  How can you possibly deny the Almighty Euro-Pop Glory of a band that consists of (from left to right in the pic):

1.  Man who played “Gay Biker #2” in Patrick Swayze’s Roadhouse

2.  Random coke whore from Studio 54

3.  Ming – ruler of the Universe

4.  Doug Henning (and a dead sex-ay Doug Henning, I might add)

5.  Another random coke whore from 54

6.  Disowned brother of Yul Brynner (or, the Right Said Fred of the planet Vulcan… “I’m too sexy for this logic, too sexy for this logic..”

Any of these people could have easily given up on their careers and faded into obscurity.  But no!  These troopers made a tribute song to Moscow, donned ridiculous outfits and start dancing around the stage like special needs Cossack circus monkeys… and then faded into obscurity.

Mad props to Ming, btw.  Ruling the universe with an iron fist, only to have that universe completely taken away in an instant by being impaled by the pointy part of a spaceship (which was on the ship to cut down air resistance when travelling through the vacuum of space) has got to be both physically and psychologically painful.  Especially when you were just about to get some hot unwilling-Earthling-bride ass.  But he overcame it all and became lead singer of the band.

Click below if you want to the lyrics so you can join in the fun!

In defense of Natasha, I would be remiss not to point out that, although I was dazzled by her charms, she is NOT a ho ho ho ho ho.

lyrics found at www.noaura.com

Moscow

Queen of the russian land

Built like a rock to stand

Proud and divine

Moscow

Your golden towers glow

Even through ice and snow

sparkling they shine

And every night night night there is music

Oh every night night night there is love

And every night night night there is laughter

Here’s to you brother, hey, brother, ho!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow, throw your glasses at the wall

And good fortune to us all,

A ha ha ha ha – ha!

Moscow, Moscow, join us for a kazadchok

We’ll go dancing round the clock

A ha ha ha ha – hey!

Moscow Moscow drinking vodka all night long

Keeps you happy, makes you strong,

A ha ha ha ha – ha!

Moscow Moscow come and have a drink and then

you will never leave again, a ha ha ha ha ha!

Moscow

City of mystery

So full of history

Noble and old

Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo-Moscow

There is a burning fire

That never will expire

Deep in your soul

And every night night night [etc…]

Here’s to you sister, hey, sister, ho

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow, throw your glasses [etc…]

Moscow, Moscow, join us for a kazadchok [etc…]

Moscow, la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la

oh ho ho ho ho ho – hey!

Moscow, la la la la la la la

la la la la la la la

a ha ha ha ha!

Moscow, Moscow, throw your glasses [etc…]

Moscow, Moscow, join us for a kazadchok [etc…]

Oooooooo, ooooooooo, ooooooo, ooooooo….

Moscow! Moscow!

[The following sung by a very deep voiced male choir]

Moscow Moscow take Natasha in your hand

You’ll be dazzled by her charms

oh ho ho ho ho ho!

Moscow Moscow she will make you understand

Russia is a wondrous land

ah ha ha ha ha!

[end of male choir singing]

[this line whispered by female voices:] Moscow! Moscow!

And every night night night there is music

Oh every night night night there is love

And every night night night there is laughter

Here’s to you, brother, hey, brother, ho!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Moscow, Moscow, throw your glasses at the wall

And good fortune to us all,

A ha ha ha ha – ha!

Moscow, Moscow, join us for a kazadchok

We’ll go dancing round the clock

A ha ha ha ha – hey!

Moscow moscow drinking vodka all night long

Keeps you happy, makes you strong,

A ha ha ha ha – ha!

Moscow moscow come and have a drink and then

you will never leave again, a ha ha ha ha ha – HEY! 

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  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    State sponsered pop/rock is 87% more efficient than capitalist stooge pop/rock!

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    yes, i believe that when Krushchev (or was it that other leader with the name ending in “-ev”?) was banging his shoe on the table, it was the superiority of this band he was defending.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    The Party’s Band has reigned victorious over the simpering band of the Bourgeois in the Battle of the Bands, and has done much to win the hearts of the capitalist dogs!  The Party’s Band will be at The Mug and Hammer, Friday at 8, to bring peace and happiness to the people!

  • fatboypartridge

    wow. so… germans singing about russia?

    i say we bomb both of them.

    that will put an end to this chicanery.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    Man, if you don’t stop posting pics of alphamonkey and his friends he’s going to kick your ass!

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    hehehe i don’t even want to know which one in the pic is your alphamonkey.  Wait, yes I do…

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    So, was this an East German band?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I say for the next Buddha Bash we get get these guys and Mandonna to rock the house for us.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    oh HELL yeah.

  • Brokton-Otool

    i agree, this song is cool. it should be played at all partys! gulp

  • http://www.agentmonalisa.wetpaint.com agentmonalisa

    i am playing in the melbourne crown asino at 12.10 pm………….in the moscow poker competition
    i need a russiaan model fashion………..to show me there cultures, wine an desert……………………….
    this isa top secret mission an may end up in london……………….
    its thrwoing the glass to the wall an bring good fortune…………
    shes in london

  • loveitall

    Just so you know moscow is the most expensive city in the world, and one of the most beautiful european cities. But you won’t get to know that because not only are you too close minded to know anything beyond the stereotypes you’re taught, you won’t afford a trip there. You won’t even afford the food there.

    You guys are ignorant beyond belief. Apparently you do not know the rest of the world, with these comments especially ones that can’t even state world leaders properly. How about researching things beyond your lil hick town?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Who…who are you talking to?

  • jennifer insuaste

    hello!!! my nane is Jennifer, i’m from Ecuador in america,
    your music is very very beautiful, I love singer…

  • loveitall

    alphamonkey.. I am talking to every ingorant person on this site that said something stupid like bombing germans and russians together. Real smart!

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    It was also a joke.

  • loveitall

    Yes, but not a very smart one. I do think the band might be a little silly, but at least they’re open-minded to be German and sing about another country. People in America would never do that. Besides, they made a pretty funny act.. better than people singing about inappropriate things nowadays and shaking butts on television.

  • Just Plain Bob

    Whoa Whoa Whoa. Hold on. Before we start pointing fingers here,

    …Ecuador is in america?

  • Foriegner in UK

    Ecuador is in SOUTH america!!!

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  • brazuka

    If you believe the music is create only in US, you don`t know what´s the planet is this.

  • Strijdklaar(suriname,south-america)

    Hey nice song, i’m listening to a hardcore version right now, hey any dorogaya out there who want show me around moskva?

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