by mrcookieface on October 7, 2004 · 5 comments
Because no one understands children more than Bill fucking O’Reilly
What the hell? Click here for an excerpt, or here for some reviews on amazon.com.
The short story on that article touched my heart.
“Even though I am now famous and successful, I still keep my old friends. And believe me, none of them looks like Jennifer Aniston. It would not be hard being her friend.”
The man is a true genius.
He couldn’t even write it himself. What kind of no spin zone has ghost writers?
Haha, shut up! Shut up!
I need to get this for my 2 kids…. I want my daughters to be just like O’Reilly.
I want them to not listen to anyone who disagrees and especially if they are making a point. Never change their mind, always stay firm. Even if you are wrong. I don’t want them to take crap from anyone… especially those dope smoking liberals.
He was on the daily show last night… Still an ass. I could tell John was holding himself back.
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