Want to know who is really going to win the election?

by alphamonkey on October 21, 2004 · 11 comments

in Politics

Then you’d best watch the Washington Redskins vs. the Green Bay Packers on Oct. 31st.  Why? Because the Redskins have accurately picked the winning presidential candidate since 1936. No joke, kids. If the Redskins lose at home, the incumbant candidate loses. If they win, it’s re-election time.

GO PACKERS!

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  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    Anyone think Brett Favre would take on for the team?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    PACKERS MUST WIN.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    Oops, read that bakwards.  Let me try this again…. Who wants to wait in the tunnel and kneecap Clinton Portis with a lead pipe as the ‘Skins take the field.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    Wow, and just like the presidential race, the Packers and Redskins appear equally matched – Packers are power-ranked 19th, Redskins – 21st.

    Being a bleed-purple Vikings fan, I never, EVER thought I would say this… but GO PACKERS!!!!

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    So if a Pinto drives into the stadium and blows up, killing both teams, will Ralph Nader win?

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    Those are approximately his odds, yes.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Oh, I’d place Nader’s odd at let’s say, the same as the entire continent of North America waking up on the Moon tomorrow.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I’ve fired bottle rockets with more explosive power than a Pinto.

    But assuming that happens, I’m pretty sure Clinton will seize power making him self El Presidente para Vida!

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    We can only hope.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    Packers 28, Redskins 14

    Sorry Georgey Boy

    Na na na na, na na na na, hey, hey, goodbye!

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    YEEEEEEE

    EEEEEEEEAA

    AAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAA

    AA

    Packers!

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