by alphamonkey on November 9, 2004 · 7 comments
in Announcements,News,Politics,Stupid People
About gawdamn’d time. Oh yeah, and Secretary of Commerce Don Evans resigned as well.
Naked statue debauchery in 3… 2… 1…
Get yer tits out for the lads, Lady Justice!
Someone at work mentioned to me that Ashcroft resigned because there’s going to be an opening in the Supreme Court soon. He’s eligible.
Scary thought, huh?
Most Republican lawmakers are pretty anti-Ashcroft nor does he have the legal experience necessary to sit on the SCOTUS. It is indeed a scary thought, but his resignation has more to do with his health and status as the single-most-beleaguered and reviled member of Bush’s fun-pack.
It would be hard to choose somebody worse than John Ashcroft for the job of AG, but if pressed, I’d say that GWB is the man who can do it…
I think Sherman Hemsley would make a good attorney general.
He’s tough but fair.
Where will Bush find someone else who lost an election to a dead man, as a suitable replacement?
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