As we move closer and closer to that time of the year that can only be called Kiddie Mardi Gras, cranky angry parents are already clamoring for all the cool toys to be taken off the shelves. There is an organization called World Against Toys Causing Harm (WATCH) that actually has an event to highlight the most dangerous toys! Sissies. They’re main attraction this year was an air rocket with a warning label that said “Misuse of this product can cause SEVERE INJURY, including loss of an eye or death”. I’m sorry, but folks…that’s frickin’ AWESOME. James Swartz, director of WATCH (and uptight priss), demonstrated the rocket INDOORS and had the gall to act astonished when the thing popped through a ceiling tile.
Let me state for the record that James Swartz is the type of person who RUINED MY CHILDHOOD. That’s right! Battlestar Galatica toys with firing missles? GONE. Or how about the fact that my Boba Fett action figure was supposed to have a firing rocket on his back!?