I was snorting some cocaine last night and had some Mayhem flashbacks. You do know who Mayhem is, right? I know that most of you have had sheltered little lives away from the beams of hatred and hellfire, so I’ll fill you in. Mayhem is death metal. Mayhem is the white horse’s cocaine. Mayhem is everything you are not and everything you are. Mayhem is what most of you guys would be if you had ANY balls.
For those of you that would rather skip the suicide photos, the ramblings of the convict lead guitarist, and other darketies – I give to you the soft version: