eXtreme scooters: uncool at any speed.

by alphamonkey on November 8, 2004 · 5 comments

in Audio Visual,News,Stupid People

Since there are already Segway clubs trying desperately how to do tricks with their useless toys, it shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that there are scooter gangs out there pushing the envelope on what these oversized weed-whackers can do.

Now I realize that my anti-scooter bias is certainly due to my being in a mostly scooter un-friendly country, but it’s difficult for me to imagine a set of circumstances in which popping a wheelie with a Honda Express might somehow impress another human being who doesn’t have to wear a chin-strap. 

But I’ll let you folks decide.  Enjoy.

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  • Captain Seafart

    Yeah, there is definately a guy in his lap.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    It seems these are all the rage for prepubescent girls and boys.  I dislike them in the same manner I dislike George Bush, I find them idiotic, pointless, most likely going to harm Americans rather than protect them and extremely lame.  And any guy the age of 14 that owns one of these needs to grow a pair.  You’re not extreme for owning a freakin’ scooter putz.  What else you got?  A Pogo stick?  A tricycle?  Inflatable Zan and Jana kiddie chairs?

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    Wow, that was a lot of wheelies being popped.  Can’t they do anything else?  They need to jump over cars, and ride along high ledges and stuff.

  • LeatherSleeves

    Oh man…the opening of the kid with a ski mask popping scooter wheelies over DMX music was CLASSIC. The lame clip transitions, the lame music, the lame kids…everything was perfect. Thanks for the good laugh.

  • daemoneyes

    Maybe that clip just brings out the cruel, heartless, sadistic side of me, but I would have paid actual money to watch one of them wipe out.  The burn-outs were hilarious, especailly the one where you could actually hear that little motor whining away.  Don’t know how I missed this post before.

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