Here’s a fun little test to see if your record collection is rocking with the Lord or running with the devil.
This image was the first result from a GIS for “Christian Rock”. Now I ask you, good people: Is there any world in which these four gentlemen might ever conceivably rock?
I think not. System 7? Come back when you find some matching black and yellow striped jumpsuits.
Though this brings up a good question… Why do people feel compelled to rock for Jesus? Isn’t that kind of antiethical to the idea of rock n’ roll? Besides which, what exactly do you hope to accomplish with your lord-flavored power pop that Handel, Beethoven, Mozart, and Bach didn’t already do better to the Nth degree?