I’m hard. You are all soft, like this guy…

by alphamonkey on November 11, 2004 · 4 comments

in News

imageIt was an intervention. The transsex… errr, I mean transbuddha people think I’m too hard… too abusive… too off the cuff. They think I might be scaring away the hoards of sheep that follow the liberal rhetoric that shows up every day. They think I may scare off party goers. You guys are lucky I’m a conservative… and that I don’t do parties…

Instead of getting defensive, I dropped in some vinyl CHAIN GANG and consulted Elvis and his pills. My head is clear now. I can see the children of the devil through the flames and they are stiff with fear. That makes me feel warm and comfortable.

Something tells me that stiff bitch in England isn’t as adjusted as me and my friend. She is sitting by a hairy nut sack.


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  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I know it’s tough to be the only kid in school who really knows the TRUTH, but get over yourself.

    You’re about as hard and edgy as the Sioux Falls Goth Club.

    You don’t do parties? Naw, you’re just too cowardly to own up to your words in person.

    Have fun with your bridge club. Tell Mavis, Yvonne, Fred and Buster I said hi.

  • http://www.dhadm.com dragonslayer

    Grease that Monkey.

    Davion you are correct, that is why I love the buddha.

    It’s so easy to post a liberal point of view and condemn those that don’t feel the same as you.  Very liberal indeed.

    Fuel the fire. I love reading the posts. It’s like watching fishing. Bondo drops in the bait and the fish bite every time.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    Amen to that.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/om_mani_padme olivesmarch4th

    I hope I didn’t offend you.  I didn’t mean to.  I have a hard time knowing whether people are attempting to be taken seriously or not.  I promise to take you as seriously as you wish to be taken… and since I don’t know how seriously that is, then you can just pretend I got it right.

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