The Onion is, in my opinion, the most consistantly funny site on this here intraweb. Click the headline for yet another article that’s almost as sadly true as it is funny.
Nation’s Poor Win Election for Nation’s RichFrom the article
“My family’s been suffering ever since I lost my job at the screen-door factory, and I haven’t seen a doctor for well on four years now,” said father of four Buddy Kaldrin of Eerie, CO. “Shit, I don’t even remember what a dentist’s chair looks like… Basically, I’d give up if it weren’t for God’s grace. So it’s good to know we have a president who cares about religion, too.”