Oh, PETA! You’ve made us all laugh in the past with your demands that death row inmates receive vegatarian last meals, your goofy, stupid protests, and your ability to get B-grade stars to pose almost nude.
But when you decide that a viable ad campaign is “Fish Have Feelings, too!”? I don’t care how many times you saw “Finding Nemo”, but there is nothing in this world that could persuade me that fish are any smarter or self-aware than say, a soggy pretzel.
And frankly, fish is just plain tasty eatin’. Fried, raw, grilled, sauteed, or shredded up and cooked with lime. Yummers! Screw you, PETA. You just decided my lunch menu.