Do you worry that your deviant lifestyle might not be a golden ticket into heaven? Are you unsure whether your furry bear suit might not pass the dress code posted on the Pearly Gates? Well worry no more! One dedicated individual has finally decided that that werewolf and furry communities are in dire need of salvation, and he’s gonna give it to ‘em.
Let’s sum-up our new pal Moltar’s ministry:
I no longer play roleplaying games. I don’t need them. I have the Holy Spirit to give me miraculous powers. I have the Father to supply all my needs. I have Jesus to change me into a dragon and create neat lizard people to assist me in heaven. I don’t need the fantasy because I have the reality.