Scratching your head over holiday gifts?

by alphamonkey on November 29, 2004 · 5 comments

in Miscellany

Let’s face it: Some people are just hard to shop for.  Finding a CD or DVD set that ZolarCzakl hasn’t already bought is like trying to find a Mormon at a gangbang. And Shadow Stalker? Well, how many times can you hear “We make this better on the Moon” before you put a fist through his hoity-toity Moonie face? (Answer: 4.  I counted. )

Brains! Braiiiiiins!But let’s set aside the idea that you’ve got a persnickity member of the Transbuddha family to buy a gift for and assume that you’ve got an even tougher-to-please demographic on your holiday list.  I’m speaking of course, of Zombies.  Clothes, games, tie-racks? Not hardly.  The modern zombie is a finicky and picky pal, making for some very tough gift-buying decisions.  Thankfully, has come along to make your holiday buying a little simpler. With a wide variety of brains and helpful customer reviews, Brains 4 Zombies will certainly take a load of your undead gift needs.

Don’t say we’ve never made your life simpler.

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  • Thundarr

    Dead link monkey, guess I’ll have to do my brain shopping somewhere else (obviously not in a red state, though)

  • .alphamonkey.

    Uh..not a dead link, Thundarr.

  • Thundarr

    Nice, (don’t know why I couldn’t see it yesterday) I really like the amazon style touches, especially the reviews.

  • mrcookieface

    I have The Zombies’ box set.


    I have nothing to contribute here.  I just wanted to brag.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Yeah, but I remember how you got it. For shame, mrcookieface! For shame!

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