The Complete Godzilla Monster Guide

by mrcookieface on November 18, 2004 · 16 comments

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Oh yeah.  Oh yeah.MechaGodzilla was the undisputed master of The Robot dance

Mechagodzilla was always my favorite.

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  • mrcookieface

    After looking at that Mechagodzilla pic for awhile, I have to ask, what’s this?


    And then I have to ask, why?

  • .alphamonkey.

    I am deeply angered by the incompleteness of this list. There are quite a few monsters missing.

    What about Ebirah – the Giant Tennis Playing Lobster? Or Biollante – The Giant Rose Monster w/ creepy tentacles?

    Or my personal favorite:


    King Seesar!

    A better list can be found on this site.

    Furthermore…congratulations on finding the most annoying banner ad of all time. I almost punched my speakers.

  • mrcookieface

    Oh, thank you for naming King Seesar.  I spent many hours on Google and other messageboards asking about that doglike creature.  No one knew who I was talking about.  Finally, a co-worker of mine identified him and sent me a desktop size pic.  If you want it, email me.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Yes. Yes I do.

  • mrcookieface

    OK.  I have it on my office computer.  I’ll send it to you first thing in the morning, yes?

  • .alphamonkey.

    Sure…way to make me wait, you big tease.

  • mrcookieface

    Awww, hell.  It’ll be in your Inbox before you wake up.

  • .alphamonkey.


    But I want an Oompa Loompa NOW, Daddy!

  • fealty2dahriyah

    biolante is on the list

  • fealty2dahriyah

    where’s cunnialingus, cloitus, and felatio.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I mean coitus, don’t want to piss off the spelling police

  • .alphamonkey.

    So you don’t want me to point out ‘fellatio’ or ‘cunnilingus’ either?

  • fealty2dahriyah

    damn you fat fingers and lazy mind.

    haven’t you ever heard of cunnialingus? it’s an offshoot of kuniaform.

    the list did leave off the naked asian guy doing the helicopter on a girls ass.

  • Shadow Stalker


  • .alphamonkey.


  • fealty2dahriyah

    I was on a rol… why ztop their

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