Tossed Turkey not so Jive.

by alphamonkey on November 18, 2004 · 5 comments

in News,Stupid People

Long Island:

Someone threw a frozen turkey through the windshield of a moving car in Lake Ronkonkoma, knocking the driver unconscious and leaving her in critical condition, Suffolk police said Wednesday.

I’m curious what chain of decisions ends with “Hey, let’s chuck a frozen turkey out the window on the highway!”Props to Captain Seafart for the find.

A still from the nefarious Turkey Kidnapping plot of 97

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  • Shadow Stalker

    Is that Davion with the turkey?

  • .alphamonkey.

    Not unless he’s lost some serious weight.

  • Captain Seafart

    The worst part is the dumb bastards bought the turkey with a stolen credit.

    Seriously though, you could buy better things.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    how is that the worst part? shit at least now they are linked to the crime.

    I assume they were watching the travel channel and saw that lovely turkey catapult and thought how can drugged up inner city youth pay tribute and were forced make due w/ their current resources.

    either that or a dazed and confused got them inspired and they couldnt find a bowling ball.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    RONKONKOMA, N.Y. – Five teenagers were arrested in the hurling of a frozen turkey that smashed through a motorist’s windshield, critically injuring her.

    ahhh did the cops follow trail giblets back to the house?

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