by mrcookieface on November 21, 2004 · 4 comments
in Stupid People
It tastes like Grandpa
I’ve requested my own ashes be dumped over a crowd of hippies, followed by napalm.
I want my ashes used to cut cocaine, so that I may be snorted off a stripper’s tits.
How drunk do you have to be to see a tin of grey sand on a mantelpiece and think Folgers?
How drunk do you have to be to drink Folgers?
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