And you thought Cambodia was boring

by ShadowStalker on December 17, 2004 · 21 comments

in Audio Visual,Stupid People

What’s a bored, rich, American teenager stuck in Cambodia to do?  Handle live artillery, of course!  For the right price, you can even take pot shots at Farmer Brown’s livestock with an RPG!  As long as you follow some safety procedures, you might even leave the country with all your fingers.

Rule #1: When the lever comes off the grenade, throw it!  Don’t be like this guy.grenade

(click for video)

Thanks to Cpt. Seafart for the submission!

Note for the squeamish: no one was blown up in the making of this film, though the camera got doused.

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    I thought that guys was gonna throw him down and make sweet love by the fragment grenade.

  • .alphamonkey.

    You know, I hate to be a bastard (okay, no I don’t), but that kid deserved to be splattered across the camera like a homeade Rorschach test.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    give me a break, he had plenty of time. he was just making sure the water couldn’t toss it back at him before it went off.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Nope. You *play* with a grenade, you deserve to lose a limb.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    where’s the support for our troops…

  • .alphamonkey.

    No, I don’t think I’d support a military that stupid. If that’s the caliber of our GI Joes, then maybe we should just turn over our armed forces to the Apple Dumpling Gang.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    not to offend our military personel… but what is their motivation for going in? money? respect? college? a career?

    I’d say bullet catching is no career. and now that you’re on the field as a bullet/shrapnel catcher, you’re thinking that maybe take 20g loan was better than selling your soul.

    now I’m not trying to diss our troops, but we are just superequiped and trained versions of this guy. I love the troops, my brother used to be career west point guy, my cousins on his 3 tour in iraq, countless friends are getting reactivated and these are the convo’s I have w/ them.

    we all make hard choices for our lives… so battle for our country, some for our convictions, and some take the low path and battle others addictions to make cash.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Ya lost me, coach.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    this guy is perfect for our military, he’s stupid enough to hold a grenade for fun

  • .alphamonkey.

    Yah, that’s really supported the troops, guy.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I support them everyday… I pay taxes, I’ve tried to bring them home, and I try discourage them from joining in the first place. that is why I highlight the bullet catching… as insensitive as that is.

    the best way to support our military is by having to never use them. that is why I support the UN.

    sorry, I got lost in trying to navigate through the PC murk.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    you could give her the same retarded rhetoric I hear daily.

    they are dieing in the pursuit of freedom for others that do no understand it. we promote democracy by destroying systems that do not work within it’s order. we are preserving our way for our children’s children. and not all things can be worked out in a political manner.

    or you can just say… who the fuck thought we would ever let ourselves get tossed into a shithole situation like this. this was a situation started by the british, and yet they have 1/10 our military there.

    only a few of the military people I know actually thought we would go to war in their lifetime and well I seem to thinks it’s because they have a certain bloodlust for it. It’s my OPINION that all the others thought they had a sweet ride.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    hey no whispering….

  • fealty2dahriyah

    cool. pray away…

    I love attention, but I don’t like to fight for it. my voice, much like my art and writing, I am “content”,(ihatethisword) w/ having them exist whether or not people ever are touched by it. my addiction is expression, not it’s reception.

    also I do prefer to be on the fringe.. it’s one of those convenience things for me. I can butt in like I please and I can back out if I want. acknowledgement of my existance is enough.

    I shoot from the hips enough and bullshit enough it takes people a long time to know anything about me other than anecdotes.

  • The Good Reverend

    he’s a cowboy!

    on a steeeel horse, he rides!

    and he’s wanted (waaaant-e-e-e-ed)

    dead or aliiiiive.

    Sorry, the “shoot from the hips” thing suddenly made me think of that song.  No idea why.

  • Shadow Stalker

    I know you’ll make fun of me for it, but I like that song.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I’m a doped up rummsfield… what can I say

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I’d prefer the song Holiday in Cambodia

  • fealty2dahriyah

    oh, plus I get REALLY bored at work.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Yea, we picked up on that.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    boo hoo hooo… maybe I’ll take my unwanted addiction elsewhere…

    POOBAH here I come…

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