Correction: it WAS your coast.

by The Good Reverend on December 29, 2004 · 18 comments

in Audio Visual,Stupid People

Unreal, this guy. (nsfw – language)

But people, there is a very easy solution to the predicament this driver is in.  We here at Transbuddha want to make sure your commute home from work is a safe one.  So here’s a quiz.  If you are the driver in this video, what is the correct way to resolve this situation?

A.  Stay in your car, backing up and pulling forward, waiting for an exit while this guy beats the holy hell out of your car.

B.  Get out of the car and try to reason with the man.  “Kind sir, I think you may be mistaking me for someone el– OH MY GOD!!!!  MY HEAD!!  THE PAIN!!!!  AGGGHH HE’S BEATING ME INTO A COMA!!!”

C:  Get out of the car and try to kick his ass..  “That’s my car!  You piece of s@$t I’m going to beat the fu–AGGGH MY HEAD!!!  I DIDN’T REALIZE HE WAS ALL HOPPED UP ON CRACK AND HAS A BLUNT METAL INSTRUMENT – ARRRRRGGGGHH!!  THE PAIN!!  HE’S BEATING ME INTO A COMA!!!”

D:  Realize that, albeit a Ford Festiva, you still have at your disposal 1000 lb. blunt metal instrument.  Repaint the sidewalk with him.

Pssst!  It’s D!

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  • Cananopie

    I’m so happy you mistook the Chrysler PT Cruiser as a Ford Festiva. Granted I wouldn’t put it that low on my car list, but I agree, the PT Cruiser is a pretty shitty vehicle.

  • The Good Reverend

    hehehe festiva.  cruiser.  same diff.

  • .alphamonkey.

    I don’t know if a couple of broken windows and some dents warrants vehicular homicide, GR. Though I will conceed that someone needs to take that bastard off the planet. (Maybe one of your vampire friends, perhaps?)

  • Souped_up_on_Jihad

    “Oh, but officer I was scared. He was bashing the window right next to my head, I thought he was trying to kill me. I accidently ran him over while trying to get away” :lookofhorror:

    On another note, I think this is staged, has to be. I know people like to videotape themselves breaking the law, but this guy had a crowbar stashed away, was being taped in a parking lot, and the driver didn’t try to run the guy over. It all makes me think that it was an act.

  • The Good Reverend

    Firstly, if this crazed maniac came out of nowhere and started bashing my car windows in, there is no way of telling if my skull is next.  I would take whatever measures necessary so as to not find out.  In fact, it sounded like there were kids in that car.  If my kids were in the car, being hit with a car would be the least of his problems.

    Secondly, peaceful people have a right not to be fucked with.  I have never started a fight in my life – further, I try to conduct myself so as not to incite belligerence.  I believe common courtesy to be one of the highest virtues – the lost art that glues society together, the lack of which probably explains why the U.S. is in its “fall of Rome” days (yes, It’s Me.. here I go again! wink ).

    There is absolutely NO JUSTIFICATION for a person to attack me.  Therefore, if someone DOES attack me, I am going to deal with that person in the HARSHEST possible manner.  If someone starts even a barfight with me and ends up having their neck broken, it is what they deserved.

    I have wicked retahded anger issues at times, as do most people, probably.  When I’m feeling like beating the holy hell out of someone, I take a few breaths, “find my happy place”, and let it pass.  I don’t pick up a crowbar and attack a mother and her children.  Those people deserve nothing less than death.

    Shit, I just went on a rant.  This video just reeeeaally pissed me off in a big way.

  • .alphamonkey.

    That’s one of the reasons I held off on posting this video. I’ve had it in my vid folder for about a month or so…

  • The Good Reverend

    hahaha you’d run him over too!  wink

  • .alphamonkey.

    I’d have shot the son of a bitch.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    1st mistake, believing that because you are “good”, bad things shouldn’t happen to you. that’s a nice social tool we have tried to drill into each other.

    2nd what gives him the right, freewill baby. the same thing that lets your rage back on him. sadly his excuse and your excuse for raging are the probably the same… the harsh living environment of the world. whoas us… the world makes me violent

    but you just don’t fuck w/ a man’s car…

  • The Good Reverend

    Oh he has the right.  I merely said he is not justified.  And I think most would consider his attack on a completely innocent bystander as more brutal than, say, attacking a fellow crackhead-gangbanger for killing his brother.  In the latter case, he is still a murderer, but he is acting exacting a vigilante justice of sorts.  In the former, he is clearly a dangerous menace to all society, and should be dealt with accordingly.

    In the video, both parties had the right to do violence to each other, but only the person in the car had the justification.

  • .alphamonkey.

    I think you’re both mistaking rights for ability.

    No has the right to harm anyone. No one really has the right to anything at all. That’s a social construct as well.  The question is do you have the ability and the will?

  • Shadow Stalker

    It’s easy to say what you think you’d do in a stressful situation, but most people don’t react the way they think they would.  Most people don’t want to hurt other people, so their first reaction is not to fight back with extreme prejudice.  I’m sure it took her at least thirty seconds to decide if this was a joke, a car jacking, or plain assault.  Most people react to stuff like this by pretending it’s not happening, at least until their brain can work through what’s going on.

    And seriously, how could she have run him over going less than five miles an hour within a space of fifteen feet?  At most she would have knocked him over, then he probably would have killed them.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    can someone paraphrase for me what that guy is ranting about? my cyberdeafness has made me curious to his motive.

  • jdeep6

    same here, i didn’t get most of what he said, besides y’knowadmean …

    staged or not, its a good anti-crack ad.

    or anti-Chrysler ad.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Allow me to translate the gist of it:

    “I, being of superior mind and body with no regard for anything or anyone outside my person, have not only made a series of lucrative business deals involving crack cocaine and prostitution, but I am also a very dangerous individual who should not be triffled with. Here, allow me to demonstrate my violent tendancies on this automobile who’s occupants have done nothing to me whatsoever, but shall feel my wrath regardless.”

  • jdeep6

    thanks man! I really have to improve my english!

  • .alphamonkey.

    Oh, that wasn’t in English.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    did he really use the word lucrative? for some reason my brain just pulls up mike tyson sayin ludacris…

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