by The Good Reverend on December 11, 2004 · 7 comments
Bob: “Jim, your dandruff is gone! How did you do it?”
First I was going to say, “Good clean bubbles? Where do you get the shampoo with dirty, nasty bubbles?”
Then I clicked on the link. Now I’ll say, “Don’t shampoo your brain.”
Not to self: cancel plans to inject brain with paint and hand-lotion.
How fucking bored would you have to be to try rubbing hand cream directly on a rat brain?
You don’t know biology grad students, do you?
I’d say hot-Tuesday-afternoon-in-August-bored. I wrote it down.
I’m really not surprised. I’d like to see a list of what Alpha *hasn’t* rubbed hand cream directly on.
Handcream, schmandcream. I stick with butter and E-Z Cheez.
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