Funtard Soundboard

by The Black Glove on December 24, 2004 · 6 comments

in Entertainment,Miscellany

Immersed in the history of the Kansas City bar scene is a legendary creature that everyone has heard of, but few have ever seen. This creature is the “Funtard.” He is a mentally challenged young man with questionably large amounts of money. His ulitimate goal is to insure the good time of himself and others. “Funtard” seems to become unusually wise as the night progresses. His words of wit may astonish anyone at any time. Even people who carry back-packs.

There is a tragic side to “Funtard’s” presence, though. Someone HAS to take him home at the end of the night. He will usually pass out in your car. When this happens, your neighbors will usually come outside to walk the dog or something. The implications of a member of the community catching you carrying a drunken, mentally-challenged man into your home at 4:00AM can be devastating. Watch yourself. It could happen to you.

My first contribution. Created by me. Merry Xmas

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1 suitep December 25, 2004 at 1:40 am

Hey Black Glove!  It sure is good seeing you here.

As Funtard is wont to say, “Yay!  Yay!”

2 mrcookieface December 25, 2004 at 1:44 am

Whoops.  That comment ^ there was actually written by me.

I’m in Seattle on suitep‘s computer, and forgot to log her out.

I’m sure she’s glad to see you here too though.

red face

3 .alphamonkey. December 25, 2004 at 2:57 am

ha-ha! Comment faux pas!

4 Just Plain Bob December 25, 2004 at 3:07 am

The Black Gl-….

Who the devil are you?

5 Just Plain Bob December 25, 2004 at 3:20 am

Nice to meet you, TBG. I’m a heavily unorthodox loud Christian with aggression issues. I’m sure we’ll get along fine.

6 The Good Reverend December 25, 2004 at 5:19 pm

Hint, JPB:  Steer clear of cat harrassment issues.

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