A handy Gematria tool for determining the quantity of Good or Evil in websites and text…. invented by this guy..
According to some guy named Ivan Panin, all words have, via their letter arrangements, a certain amount of “God spirit” in them. This spirit can, of course, be measured mathematically…. of course. And Mr. Ivan was an agnostic, so we can trust that he would be completely objective in his experiments. Batshit crazy.. but objective.
As of this posting, our website is 72% Good, 28% Evil. But how good or evil are your beloved Transbuddhists, you ask? Well, here are the results:
The Good Reverend – 99% Good, 1% Evil… of course. I’m a reverend for chrissakes
Davion – 50% Good, 50%
Alphamonkey – 50% Good, 50% Evil… I’ve always suspected Dav and AM of going both ways
Shadow Stalker – 4% Good, 96% Evil… be very afraid
Mr Cookieface – 34% Good, 66% Evil… (actually, 66.6% Evil to be exact)
Zolarczakl – 99% Good, 1% Evil
Harvestor of Bondo – 76% Good, 24% Evil… i can’t explain this one
thanks to Fidelista (21% Good, 79% Evil) for the link
Addendum: After submitting this post, I did another tally on the website. We dropped from 72% Good to 69%… which means Gematria is evil. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Ivan.