by alphamonkey on December 24, 2004 · 12 comments
Eat, drink, and be merry. (Or in GR’s case…weep at your soon-to-be-Vikings loss)
We’ll be back on Monday.
You mean, Merry Christmas.
I mean Happy damn Holidays.
Pick a holiday, you fence-sitting bastard.
MY holiday ended a couple of days ago. You heathens are on your own.
hey man, your religion doesn’t even have a punishment for people who disagree. if i had to pick a religion simply based on consequences for being wrong…
IT WOULDN’T HAVE A HOLIDAY BASED ON SOME CHEAPSKATE STRETCHING THE HEATING BILL!
bahahaha. i’m so witty at 2am.
Are you now?
Yes. Yes i am.
You’re just jealous because I got a freakin’ cowboy hat for Christmas. Why? I have no clue. But I got one and you didn’t.
I also got chopsticks.
sometimes, life is good.
Happy holidays everybody!
And to you!
And God bless us… everyone!
Except you, Dante Culpepper, and the offensive line of the Oakland Raiders.
I have nothing but praise for Culpepper and the rest of our offense. It’s our gawddamn piece-of-shit defense that has ruined us this year. I honestly don’t know how anyone on the Vikings’ defensive line can have the balls to walk into the clubhouse and pick up their paychecks every week. They are getting paid for NOTHING.
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