Live fast, die young, and have your corpse stuffed with the chronic

by alphamonkey on December 16, 2004 · 3 comments

in News,Stupid People

I really don’t have much opinion on what should happen with my lifeless body once I depart from it, but I will say this: At no time is my body or individual parts to be given to hippies for any purpose.A ROUTINE traffic stop turned into a drug bust when Oklahoma Highway Patrol troopers found 276kg of marijuana stashed in four coffins.

Authorities say Timothy Hynd and Robert Dean Harper were charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute before being released on Monday.

The arrest occurred on Sunday, highway patrol spokesman Lt. Brandon Kopepasah said, after troopers stopped a truck traveling slightly above the speed limit near the rural city of Salisaw.

The men consented to a search, and trained dogs “hit” on the cargo section of the truck, he said.

“They unloaded 22 caskets,” Lt. Kopepasah said. “You had to unload all those caskets and the very front caskets were loaded with marijuana.”

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    thats like only 11 kilos a casket… what a waste of space.

    sadly working in an office for a trucking group, this isn;t shit to what I’ve heard.

    didn’t you guys see last week that a load of watermellons had a bale(55lbs roughly) riding w/ it. so at about 10$ a gram, 24970 grams a bale… damnit I miss this cash.

  • .alphamonkey.

    I grew up reading the DEA World Threat Report quarterly and it had the greatest tales of massive hauls picked up by retarded drivers. One tractor trailer hauling almost half a ton of weed got picked up because the stupid driver was high and driving 25 miles under the speed limit.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I grew up along the busiest strip of interstate in the world I-80. and if you can imagine this, I used to work in a gas station, and be very much a “head”. anyways long story short the illinois trooper than continually sets new records for drug busts used to come in there all the time. funniest thing was, I delt out of that place and this douche used to tell me weekly he could smell a hippie a mile away. the cool thing was before my bust, he used to tell me how he figured out they were holding. after my bust he quit coming in weekly during my shift.

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