More fun with AIM

by alphamonkey on December 9, 2004 · 3 comments

in Uncategorized

Not as gonzo as our friend the Bloodninja, but this one (found via Points in Case) still set me up the chuckle.

(complete text in the extended)

jmmyers15: are you a bot?

jmmyers15: hello???…..

jmmyers15: r u there?

jmmyers15: can u cyber?

courtjester49: Yes, I can cyber.

jmmyers15: lets cyber

courtjester49: However, we must first verify that you are 18 years old.

jmmyers15: yes i am

courtjester49: Please answer this verification question:

jmmyers15: ok

courtjester49: What year was the United States of America founded?

jmmyers15: i dont know

jmmyers15: can i get a different question?

courtjester49: I am sorry, all 18-year-olds know this.

courtjester49: You are obviously underage.

courtjester49: Goodbye.

jmmyers15: i am 18

courtjester49: GOODBYE.

jmmyers15: 1776

courtjester49: I am currently cybering with 25 other buddies.

courtjester49: Please wait for your sloppy 26ths.

jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776

jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776.

jmmyers15: fucking answer me!

jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776

courtjester49: Your repeated attempts to gain cyber access are futile.

jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776

courtjester49: Futile.

jmmyers15: fuck you

courtjester49: Do not attempt to cyber, your clearance has been denied.

jmmyers15: i am 18!

courtjester49: You are obviously 15, it says so right in your screenname.

courtjester49: Don’t say you were 15 when you registered it either.

courtjester49: You are full of lies.

courtjester49: Lies.

jmmyers15: the 15 on my sn stands for may 15th

jmmyers15: my birthday

courtjester49: I knew you would concoct another poor excuse.

jmmyers15: its true!

courtjester49: Yeah, and my birthday is on June 49th.

jmmyers15: lol

jmmyers15: i know the answer to your question

courtjester49: Do not attempt tomfoolery.

jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776

courtjester49: Please compose a 50-word essay describing the significance of our founding fathers to gain access to cyber communications.

courtjester49: Facts are not required.

courtjester49: Fiction is acceptable.

jmmyers15: The united states of america was founded in 1776. This was important to the united states of America in many ways.

jmmyers15: omg just fucking let me talk to you!

courtjester49: Only 29 words to go, math major.

jmmyers15: fuck you fuck you fuck you

jmmyers15: fuck you

courtjester49: Complete sentences relating to the founding fathers, please.

jmmyers15: The founding fathers are like the fathers of out nation. They are very important. Without them, we might not be here today.

courtjester49: Our founding fathers would be proud of your empty rhetoric.

jmmyers15: thanks

courtjester49: You must have a strong connection with the early leaders of America?

jmmyers15: acctuly i am related to george bush

courtjester49: Congratulations! With that sentence you have finally completed your last 7 of 50 words!

courtjester49: Okay, are you ready to cyber?

jmmyers15: yes

courtjester49: Okay, I am always Thomas Jefferson, and you are George Washington, so you start.

jmmyers15: you start

courtjester49: George Washington always goes first.

jmmyers15: ok ok

jmmyers15: it is around 10:00. i see you at a party, so i approach you slowly.

jmmyers15: your turn

courtjester49: I tug on your powder-white wig and whisper for you to show me what Article 3 of the Constitution REALLY means.

jmmyers15: I unbutton your shirt and spill a beer down your hairy chest

courtjester49: I tear your quill ink pen from your over-worked hand and dab your wig on my chest to soak up the beer.

jmmyers15: i yank down your pants and start sucking on your balls

courtjester49: We briefly discuss the possibility of amending Article 69 to reflect the sexual nature of our deeply political encounter.

jmmyers15: i get some beer and pore it on your penis and then i lick it off

courtjester49: I kindly ask that you stop wasting all this beer on non-absorbing parts of my body, please.

jmmyers15: i throw you down and i 69 you

courtjester49: I pretend to petition Congress for a radical change in fiscal policy.

jmmyers15: i shove your dick in my mouth and suck it.

courtjester49: I can only assume that Article 69 is now being amended, so I light a Yankee Candle and take notes by the fiery hearth.

jmmyers15: mmm

jmmyers15: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal

jmmyers15: you lick my pussy and i moan like an animal

courtjester49: Our most important founding father was actually a founding woman, and it feels so good to know the truth.

jmmyers15: i gtg

courtjester49: The future of America is in your hands.

jmmyers15: bye

courtjester49: Think only of George.

jmmyers15: lets 69

courtjester49: Get Martha, I’m tired.

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    this is so much better than the bloodninja.

    i love the “Okay, I am always Thomas Jefferson, and you are George Washington, so you start. “

    poor bastard kid wacking to gay history

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    This made me chuckle, but no way is it better than bloodninja

  • http://cananopie.pitas.com Cananopie

    hahaha, but it wasn’t a bot! No bot is that witty and smart. This was hysterical. I want to know what led to this conversation!

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