Well, we’ve finally done it. We’ve researched, white papered, designed, and then handed over to a monkey our own destruction. Yes, as Captain Seafart was kind enough to point out, we’ve taught monkeys how to control robotic arms via cybernetic implants. What’s next? A tree-shredding robot that runs on meat? Jeez, why not just shoot us all in the head! It’d be quicker that’s for certain. Since the Washington Post isn’t know for their clever photographs and illustrations, here’s a photo I found of a re-chargable Robotic Monkey Burrito (The Triple Threat as my people call it)
Stupid, stupid humans.
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