Stupid, stupid humans.

by alphamonkey on December 1, 2004 · 16 comments

in Sci-Tech

Well, we’ve finally done it.  We’ve researched, white papered, designed, and then handed over to a monkey our own destruction. Yes, as Captain Seafart was kind enough to point out, we’ve taught monkeys how to control robotic arms via cybernetic implants.  What’s next? A tree-shredding robot that runs on meat? Jeez, why not just shoot us all in the head! It’d be quicker that’s for certain.  Since the Washington Post isn’t know for their clever photographs and illustrations, here’s a photo I found of a re-chargable Robotic Monkey Burrito (The Triple Threat as my people call it)

It is so ON

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  • Just Plain Bob

    let’s just hope the monkey doesn’t join forces with the jet-flying rat brain.

  • .alphamonkey.

    I assure you that they’re already on each others IM buddy lists. The end is nigh, people. NIGH, I tell you!

  • fealty2dahriyah

    what’s PETA gotta say about this?

    on one hand you are empowering an animal

    but it also has a cord sticking out the back of it’s head too.

    check out peta’s site… it currently has video of an iowa kosher slaughter house… it got me hungry for a ribeye

  • .alphamonkey.

    Screw PETA. Did you know that everytime you eat a steak, a hippie loses his hackeysack?

    Eat up, kids. Eat up.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    but hacking is fun and exercise all in one. and if I lose another one I’m going to have to make one out of my pubeslocks. just like to wookiekidz.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Friends don’t let friends hack.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    what about hoolahooping?

    and if it wasn’t for PETA you wouldn’t have so much entertainment. I’m surprised they haven’t opened up their own church of loving lamb.

  • .alphamonkey.

    You’re placing more weight on PETA’s entertainment value than what’s probably merited. I’d be just fine without PETA.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I hate to say this…. I really hate to say this, but they ARE right. they may go way overboard like some mellowdramatic teenager all hopped up. but we are talking about our food supply here… everything you do to it, gets put through you. I don’t care enough to stop eating meat, but I do go out of my way to get locally raised, nonhormoned, and only farmer abused meat.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    if we didn’t have fanatics we would be really boring sheepherders.

    someones got to stoke the coals

  • Just Plain Bob

    hey, screw you, man. i’ll hackie sack while i eat

    TWO steaks.

    at the same time.

    Maddox said it best;

    “For every animal you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.”

  • .alphamonkey.

    Please send video.

  • Just Plain Bob

    damnit. okay. fine. you want it? you got it. hackie sack while eating two steaks, on tape.

    i’m sure we got some steaks in the freezer back home for christmas break…

  • fealty2dahriyah

    can I dump the red paint on him screaming murderer?

    hate monger……

  • Just Plain Bob

    man, i can mong hate like nobody’s business.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I think i’ve found next halloweens costume… a PETA victim…. I just need a monger friend…. is it possible to import one?

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