The Gay Emancipator

by alphamonkey on December 22, 2004 · 11 comments

in Audio Visual,News,Sexuality

There have long been rumors concerning Abe Lincoln’s sexual prolictivities, but now someone has gone and written a book about it. Yup, The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln (due out next month) professes to hold the true skinny on our former President.

Frankly, I don’t care one way or the other.  Bully for him if he was. Bully for him if he wasn’t.  But it has come to the attention of our glorious staff that there may be more to the rumors than previously thought. We’ve obtained some proof that may just blow your minds. Click away, kids.

Click the pic for the proof of Abe’s dandy ways!

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    the emancipation proclamation was printed by a HP bubble jet too and in times new roman

  • http://cananopie.pitas.com Cananopie

    How CAN’T you love Electric 6?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    They are fast becoming my favorite band.

  • http://cananopie.pitas.com Cananopie

    Ever since the first time my roommate made me listen to “Danger, High Voltage” I knew I’d love them.

  • Just Plain Bob

    emancipation proclamation?

    or emancipation ROCKlamation?

    OH YEAH!

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Gay.

  • http://cananopie.pitas.com Cananopie

    Isn’t that the point?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    That was the joke, yes. Way to point it out, Mr. Obvious.

  • http://cananopie.pitas.com Cananopie

    Looking back on it now I’m really upset with myself. I’m glad I’m not who I was a few hours ago, and I hope I’m never him again.

  • Just Plain Bob

    Hey man. the emancipation rocklamation was awesome. just cuz it only happened three times… cuz the damnable fools at my highschool gave up after the people who actually CARED graduated…

    ::mutter::

  • Just Plain Bob

    Dammit why does nothing happen when i click “reply to this comment” and then post?

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