You Got Redbull In My Beer

by ShadowStalker on December 17, 2004 · 7 comments

in Announcements,Entertainment,Miscellany,Stupid People

I was driving through Westport tonight when I saw an ad truck advertising a caffeinated beer.  What what what?  I know the denizens of the Drew Carey Show Insane Asylum brewed a caffeinated beer, but that was just TV, right?In a completely coincidental move, Budweiser is releasing BE (they want to pronounce it B^E, but that’s just stupid), a beer infused with “caffeine, guarana and ginseng.” So, somebody spilled a Redbull in the fermenting tank.  Sounds kind of cool, right?  Now you won’t need the emasculating Redbull and vodkas to stay awake during your long nights of club hopping.

Not so fast, Tex.  I haven’t tried it, but I have a feeling it’s not real beer.  It will offer “aromas of blackberry, raspberry and cherry, […] a lightly sweet and tart taste – a great mixture of beer and new flavors.” Right.  And it comes in ten ounce cans, so you look like you’re drinking a SlimFast.  To top it off, it’s a Budweiser.  Great.  The perfect beer for the guy who wants to look cheap, effeminate, and tired while stumbling around with a heartrate of 180 and a mouth full of cough syrup.  I’ll take two cases, please.

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  • Just Plain Bob

    Clearly a drink solely for the facilitation of sex.

    “let’s get really freakin’ drunk, and then let’s stay up all night”

  • Just Plain Bob

    ……or stick with milk……

  • Shadow Stalker

    Milk doesn’t facilitate random sexual encounters very well though.

  • Just Plain Bob

    at the risk of getting served yet again…

    I think yo momma would disagree.

  • Shadow Stalker

    Yo momma knows that random sexual encounters facilitate milk production, not the other way around.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    my local microbrew has a coffee brew on tap all year. it’s a wonderful coffee stout, the taste is like guiness meets juan valdez. I’m sure budweiser will find a good way to fuck this up for everyone… hopefully it just tastes like all their other beers… piss.

    and if it’s just about sex, why am I taking a 1/6 barrel to my families xmas… oh wait our tree has no branches…

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