I have been guilty of a few “guy” posts – publishing pics or vids of beautiful women (often scantily clad) and then going on and on about them like a pre-pubescent boy that has just discovered his dad’s nudie mags. Guilty. But I know that women drop by this site as well; it would be ungentlemanly and inconsiderate if I did not occasionally grow up a little and take you, the ladies, into account when posting. Now while we men are simple creatures that just want to see the aforementioned scantily-clad femme fatales (or wearing leather body suits and holding swords or other cool weapons), I realize that I can’t just do the opposite – find scantily-clad men and post pics (a fact I am grateful for). No, you are more sophisticated than that – be suggestive, not right out with it. Write a poem. Show some class.
Well, I scoured the web and found a site that shows that class and understands women’s discriminating tastes..
”XXXplayboys. We specialise in fully-clothed pornography for the discerning lady. All our work is work-safe and office-friendly (no hard stuff—just soft, the way we know you like it).”
a haiku from the site:
I cup my two breasts,
He cradles my groinal zone.
We do this for you.