A little something for the ladies..

by The Good Reverend on January 16, 2005 · 4 comments

in Sexuality

I have been guilty of a few “guy” posts – publishing pics or vids of beautiful women (often scantily clad) and then going on and on about them like a pre-pubescent boy that has just discovered his dad’s nudie mags.  Guilty.  But I know that women drop by this site as well; it would be ungentlemanly and inconsiderate if I did not occasionally grow up a little and take you, the ladies, into account when posting. Now while we men are simple creatures that just want to see the aforementioned scantily-clad femme fatales (or wearing leather body suits and holding swords or other cool weapons), I realize that I can’t just do the opposite – find scantily-clad men and post pics (a fact I am grateful for).  No, you are more sophisticated than that – be suggestive, not right out with it.  Write a poem.  Show some class.

Well, I scoured the web and found a site that shows that class and understands women’s discriminating tastes..

XXXplayboys. We specialise in fully-clothed pornography for the discerning lady. All our work is work-safe and office-friendly (no hard stuff—just soft, the way we know you like it).”

a haiku from the site:

I cup my two breasts,

He cradles my groinal zone.

We do this for you.

Enjoy.

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{ 4 comments }

1 olivesmarch4th January 17, 2005 at 12:52 am

This isn’t serious.

It’s not.  Please?

2 The Good Reverend January 17, 2005 at 11:26 am

What?!  You weren’t aroused?!  It must be that Buddhist “non-attachment” training of yours.  Because I GUARANTEE that every other woman viewing that site is completely crazy with erotic passion right now. wink

I mean, come on!  They’re using aubergines!

3 Shadow Stalker January 17, 2005 at 12:52 am

“groinal zone” hehe

Who’s grabbing your package there, Rev?

4 The Good Reverend January 17, 2005 at 11:21 am

hahaha shit, that does look a bit like me.

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