Ashlee Simpson: The World’s Most Public Masochist

by alphamonkey on January 5, 2005 · 5 comments

in Audio Visual,Stupid People

Not content to be humiliated on SNL, Ashlee Simpson continues to get high profile gigs that showcase her unique brand of suckiness and talentless hackery. A fine example would be this fun excerpt from the Orange Bowl half-time ‘show’. Wow.  That’s a couple different kinds of awful, now ain’t it? In addition to off-key vocals, a stupid song, and dancing that makes Julia Louise Dreyfuss look like Usher, let’s add insult to injury by having a kick drum with a big Anarchy symbol.  Because there is NOTHING more punk rock than being the Orange Bowl half-time show, is there?

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1 fealty2dahriyah January 5, 2005 at 4:26 pm

actually the only thing punker is being jessica’s simpsons untalented sister.

2 Shadow Stalker January 5, 2005 at 8:19 pm

Even the dancers were laughing at her.

3 killdozr January 5, 2005 at 8:20 pm


my god – the look on her face immediately after she stopped “singing” was priceless.

“Hey, i knocked THAT ONE out of the par-…wha?? why do they hate me??”

awesome. Ashlee, you have reached minute of fame number 14.

4 Thundarr January 7, 2005 at 11:30 pm

Oh no dude!  Her suckiness is going to lead her well past 15 minutes.  We’re talking Anna Nicole Smith teritory here.

5 SON HOLLAH January 6, 2005 at 1:13 am

obviously nothing is more punk rock.

ashlee simpson almost pisses me off as much as paris hilton.. but no as much. “that’s hot”.

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