Ashlee Simpson: The World’s Most Public Masochist

by alphamonkey on January 5, 2005 · 5 comments

in Audio Visual,Stupid People

Not content to be humiliated on SNL, Ashlee Simpson continues to get high profile gigs that showcase her unique brand of suckiness and talentless hackery. A fine example would be this fun excerpt from the Orange Bowl half-time ‘show’. Wow.  That’s a couple different kinds of awful, now ain’t it? In addition to off-key vocals, a stupid song, and dancing that makes Julia Louise Dreyfuss look like Usher, let’s add insult to injury by having a kick drum with a big Anarchy symbol.  Because there is NOTHING more punk rock than being the Orange Bowl half-time show, is there?

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    actually the only thing punker is being jessica’s simpsons untalented sister.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/shadwstalkr Shadow Stalker

    Even the dancers were laughing at her.

  • http://www.aaaband.com killdozr

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    my god – the look on her face immediately after she stopped “singing” was priceless.

    “Hey, i knocked THAT ONE out of the par-…wha?? why do they hate me??”

    awesome. Ashlee, you have reached minute of fame number 14.

  • http://360.yahoo.com/razorfine_review Thundarr

    Oh no dude!  Her suckiness is going to lead her well past 15 minutes.  We’re talking Anna Nicole Smith teritory here.

  • SON HOLLAH

    obviously nothing is more punk rock.

    ashlee simpson almost pisses me off as much as paris hilton.. but no as much. “that’s hot”.

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