Blood Sucking Monkeys Attack Hundreds Of Children

by mrcookieface on January 18, 2005 · 5 comments

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Officials said the monkeys hide in trees and swoop on unsuspecting children.

“I was returning home from school when a monkey suddenly pounced on me, scratched my head and hand and pushed me to the ground,” said Jolly Sharma, a 6-year-old girl….

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1 Just Plain Bob January 18, 2005 at 10:10 pm

you thief. i totally see the “don’t re-distribute” disclaimer at the bottom there.. you gonna get us sued, cookieman?

(okay, now that i have documented evidence that i’ve advised against this and can’t be held liable, i’ll continue)

Good lord. the simian apocolypse is finally upon us… has anyone seen alpha in the last few days??

2 Shadow Stalker January 18, 2005 at 10:44 pm

How would you be held liable anyway?

3 Just Plain Bob January 19, 2005 at 3:22 pm

well, since i’m in charge of everything, i’m also to blame for everything that goes wrong.

it’s a tough life, being so awesome.

4 .alphamonkey. January 18, 2005 at 11:17 pm

Rise up, my brothers! Rise up! Give me Eek or give me death! Eeeeeeeeek! Eeeeeeeeeek!

5 olivesmarch4th January 19, 2005 at 11:27 am

And so it begins.

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