Friday means Ninja Madness!

by alphamonkey on January 21, 2005 · 7 comments

in Audio Visual

Everyone knows that ninjas are both the ultimate power and totally sweet.  I mean, that’s just a given.  But what most people don’t know is that ninjas make a lot of home movies of themselves kicking serious ass and being well, ninjas. Then they pump it up with totally shreddin’ guitar rock. I kid thee not.

Okay, I kid a little. I know that martial arts commercials are by their very nature a bit ludicrous, but these take the cake. Here’s a set of three promo reels to whip you into a ninja lovin’ frenzy.

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

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1 Just Plain Bob January 21, 2005 at 2:59 pm

Excuse me.. we all know that true ninjas have no use for Guns.


2 fealty2dahriyah January 21, 2005 at 3:47 pm

why did I keep hearing the bionic man sound in my head?

and since when is rock jumping, repelling, and bunji jumping ninja?

i think this proves positive, men w/ small testi’s need to overcompensate.

3 Shadow Stalker January 21, 2005 at 6:11 pm

These would have been the coolest videos ever when I was twelve.  That guy is probably just like John Crease.  “Mercy is for the weak!”

4 killdozr January 21, 2005 at 6:23 pm

where’s Uncle Rico’s “Ninja Throwing Football” video?

that would be sweeeeeeet!

5 Just Plain Bob January 23, 2005 at 2:29 am

you missed him.. he was on one of the surfboards.

6 fealty2dahriyah January 31, 2005 at 12:13 pm

“to traditional metsubishi powder” so you have 3 diamond powder… I fear the wrathe of your eclipse. Your character is smooth and galant, it’s hard to believe you travel in packs of 4. surely 3 is a more magical number. plus, I think the chemicals the army experimented on you w/, were the same ones I tried on my own…. good times, pretty colors, and an odd sense of detachment.

P.S. true ninja’s wouldn’t talk about it. rule 1, no one talks about it. rule 2, gymkata is your favorite movie.

7 fealty2dahriyah January 31, 2005 at 6:05 pm

actually bob, ninja’s are the dirty fighting brother of the samurai. they did anything to win and to keep their identity a secret. so I would compair them to modern lucedors. so that ninja dude might make one damn fine WCW wrestler.

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