Haunted doll!  Priced to move!

by The Good Reverend on January 16, 2005 · 1 comment

in Stupid People

I found this hilarious.  Not that it’s supposedly a haunted doll (dolls are creepy, after all).  Not that this woman is nutty…

What made me laugh is her resolute determination to make a profit before unloading this scourge from her household, combined with her complete lack of concern that the doll’s buyer will, in turn, be plagued by demonic hell-spawn.  I mean, if I were to discover an eery, unholy mist in my two-year-old’s room – and I were to then make the logical conclusion that the doll was doing it – call me an overprotective parent, but I’m taking the doll across town and throwing it in the river.  Or taking it to a priest.  Or at least taking it back to Toys R Us and demanding a refund.  But no, this concerned mother is waiting to see what she can get for it on Ebay.  I love crazy people.

In case the listing gets taken down, I included the woman’s “description”.

*** RELISTED DUE TO A NON PAYING BIDDER , I GAVE HER A MONTH TO PAY AND NOTHING, SO PLEASE ONLY BID IF SERIOUS AND YOU INTEND TO PAY**

THE DOLL IS PORCELAIN AND VERY OLD NOT SURE HOW OLD BUT VERY STRANGE.

I CANT KEEP HER ANY LONGER SHE HAS TO GO NOW! THIS DOLL IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!! SHE WAS SOLD ONCE AND WINNING BUYER WOULD NOT PAY SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN AND SHE HAS BEEN AN ACTIVE LITTLE PERSON SINCE LAST LISTING. I BOUGHT THIS DOLL AT AN ESTATE SALE SOME TIME AGO AND SHE HAD A UNIQUENESS ABOUT HER AND I HAD TO HAVE HER. A FEW DAY’S LATER I WAS WATCHING T.V. AND IT CHANGED STATIONS , WELL I TURNED IT BACK AND IT CHANGED AGAIN, SO I FOUGHT WITH THE T.V. FOR A FEW MORE MINUTES THINKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY REMOTE, WELL IT FINALLY STOPPED FOR THAT DAY, IT’S HAPPENED SEVERAL MORE TIMES SINCE THEN. I WAS GETTING MY SON READY FOR BED ONE NIGHT AND I HAD THE DOLL SITTING ON A SHELF IN THE BEDROOM, BY SON CALLS THE DOLL HIS BABY, HE’S ONLY TWO. AS WE WERE GETTING INTO BED HE LOOKS OVER AT THE DOLL AND THERE IS A MIST OF SOME SORT, IT’S HARD TO EXPAIN IT OTHER THAN A FOG OR MIST. THE MIST WENT RIGHT OVER THE DOLL AND DISAPPEARED. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING STRANGE GOING ON SO I MOVED THE DOLL TO THE DEN, AND THAT ROOM BECAME SOO COLD THE FIRST NIGHT I HAD HER IN THERE, I COULD JUST ABOUT SEE MY OWN BREATH. I HAVE HER ON A HIGH SHELF AND SOME HOW MY SON ENDS UP WITH HER , HE CALLS HER SISSY. I WANT HER GONE THIS TIME SO PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY AND PLEASE AT THE END OF AUCTION LET ME KNOW IF YOUR PAYING WITH PAY PAL OR MAILING YOUR PAYMENT.

**IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS EMAIL ME** I WILL SHIP OUT WITHIN 24 HOURS AFTER PAYMENT IS RECEIVED**

THIS IS A 1 DAY LISTING THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE A MONTH AGO.

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    Well, you could excorcise the doll before you sold it.  Anyway, she seems well educated in the paranormal, so I’m sure she’s taking the appropriate precautions.  Let me look up ‘demonic manifestation, doll or icon’ in the index of Toban’s Spirit Guide…yep, she just needs to keep her son’s hair caked with grape jelly and he’ll be fine.

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