“Huh Corp:  We do stuff”

by The Good Reverend on January 24, 2005 · 4 comments

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This had me laughing out loud.  It is the website for Huhcorp – a site parodying interactive ad agencies, marketing companies, consultant firms and the like.

A small sampling of the hot “eMovers” at HuhCorp

Under News they boast..

Our consulting ideas will entice and excite you. Our professional design solutions will give you the confidence to succeed. And our web site will make you think we know what we’re doing.

Our office is really modern and we’ve got nice computers and stuff. If you ever saw it, you’d say “Wow, cool office. These guys are legit.”

Let them woo you with some of the ways they come up with Ideas for your business..

Our female staff members are all hot, so, even if there’s nothing to meet about, we’ll sit and flirt with them, and charge you for the time. When one of our new-age marketing gurus or design experts or consultants has an idea, the rest of us look at him or her with serious expressions and write stuff down on paper.

Oh and be sure to contact them.  I sent them an empty mail at first and was answered by yet another quality, smarmy comment.  But finally I caved and actually wrote them something…

I am a powerful “gray hair” with lots of clout at a prestigious Fortune 500.  When not sleeping with my interns, I like to think outside the box and “synergize” with young up-and-coming eMovers like yourself in an effort to convince my board members that I am not “out of touch” with the current pace of business.

Employee 1: “Our profits are down over the last 3 quarters.  Maybe we need a new CEO.”

Employee 2: “Dunno about that.  Did you see the young, savvy, hot Vision Guidance Specialists he was with in the boardroom?  He’s got a plan!”

And I do.  I am fresh out of hot interns to deflower at my own company, and am looking to plow new fields.

Let’s do business.

Thanks to eMover, Jason J, for the link!

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  • LordStrange

    A couple of years ago my corp hired another corp way too similar to this. They made a MOUNTAIN of useless docs that were cast aside when the execs noticed that’s ALL they made (about $1.2×10^9 too late!).

    We even called them “The Men from Huh” behind their backs smile

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    Yes, but I bet those documents were on QUALITY paper.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    and smelled of hot, hot women.

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    dayamnn.. you’s a-speakin my language.. double damn!

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