It’s Official: Humanity is Lost.

by alphamonkey on January 11, 2005 · 4 comments

in Miscellany

Behold! The face of your destruction!Speaking precocious kids, here’s a 10 year old white girl from Boston who has decided that rap and hip-hop shall be the soundtrack of our aural destruction. Meet Dahv, who in one particularly painful track (We Can Rock) proclaims “I’m like Elvis Presley only 10 years old. I was born to make hits, gonna move like the king and shake my….hips.” Truly, it’s like hearing God whispering in your ear that your arms are going to rot off and be fed to rabbits.

This darling of Disney Radio (Thanks A LOT, Eisner!) proclaims herself to be a triple threat of music, theater, and dance. She credits her parents with exposing her to the wonders of Lynyrd Skynyrd, George Thorogood, and Amy Grant as a child (which should be a felony).  Wow. It’s almost as if you can hear the hoofsteps of the apocalypse in her voice!

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1 Thundarr January 11, 2005 at 1:16 pm

Is that jealousy?

2 The Good Reverend January 11, 2005 at 2:55 pm

I would love to go back to the Bronx in the 70’s, find Afrika Bambaataa at one of his now legendary house parties, and bring this cd with me.  Right when the party was at its most jumpin’, I would climb on the decks and put on some of Dahv’s fresh jams (which would be reeeeally hard, since I have a cd and they have vinyl turntables), all the while rapping into the microphone “The future of hip hop”.

I think that would be really funny.

3 .alphamonkey. January 11, 2005 at 2:58 pm

I bet the paramedics would get a hearty laugh out of it afterwards, too.

4 SON HOLLAH January 12, 2005 at 11:30 pm

..time to load the shotgun.

i love living in massachusetts.

but the bitch needs to go down.

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