..or “little people”, wtf-ever.
As if humping lasers on the silver screen wasn’t enough, Verne Troyer (“Mini-Me”) has decided to take his humiliation to new levels. He is now appearing on “The Surreal Life”, which is some crappy show on some crappy station where B- and C-level “celebs” are put together in a house to remind us why we, the viewing public, tried desperately to bury them in the sands of time in the first place. But like certain STD’s, sometimes there is no cure.. sometimes we can only hope to control the outbreak. Consider “Surreal Life” to be one of tv’s many “flare-ups”.
Midget for adoption! Adorable, rides little scooter, barrel of laughs.. likes the drink. Not house-trained!
Anyway, I got an email the other day from Call Me Betty (or Cosmo, or Susquehana, Sasquatch.. what is your new nickname, Dave?) recounting an episode in which Troyer got drunk off his ass, started drunk-driving around the house naked on a miniature scooter, and finally pissed on the carpet in the corner of the exercise room. Now THAT’S entertainment!
I can’t find the stand-alone video yet, so unfortunately all I have is a link. Click it and then find “Mini Me’s Gotta Pee”. Hopefully this stays up long enough until I find the video (umm… have I said that before? Deja vu!).
Someone just needs to hit this guy on the head with a stick and collect his 40 gold coins.