Making midgets proud everywhere`

by The Good Reverend on January 18, 2005 · 13 comments

in Audio Visual,Entertainment,Stupid People

..or “little people”, wtf-ever.

As if humping lasers on the silver screen wasn’t enough, Verne Troyer (“Mini-Me”) has decided to take his humiliation to new levels.  He is now appearing on “The Surreal Life”, which is some crappy show on some crappy station where B- and C-level “celebs” are put together in a house to remind us why we, the viewing public, tried desperately to bury them in the sands of time in the first place.  But like certain STD’s, sometimes there is no cure.. sometimes we can only hope to control the outbreak.  Consider “Surreal Life” to be one of tv’s many “flare-ups”.

Midget for adoption!  Adorable, rides little scooter, barrel of laughs.. likes the drink.  Not house-trained!

Anyway, I got an email the other day from Call Me Betty (or Cosmo, or Susquehana, Sasquatch.. what is your new nickname, Dave?) recounting an episode in which Troyer got drunk off his ass, started drunk-driving around the house naked on a miniature scooter, and finally pissed on the carpet in the corner of the exercise room.  Now THAT’S entertainment!

I can’t find the stand-alone video yet, so unfortunately all I have is a link.  Click it and then find “Mini Me’s Gotta Pee”.  Hopefully this stays up long enough until I find the video (umm… have I said that before?  Deja vu!). 

Someone just needs to hit this guy on the head with a stick and collect his 40 gold coins.

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  • Just Plain Bob

    “This ain’t the restroom honey”

  • fealty2dahriyah

    stop the madness verne…your supersized friends love you and want you to live…

  • Shadow Stalker

    That was the first episode this season.  It also featured Adrianne Curry (America’s Next Top Model) and Jane Wiedlin (the Go-Go’s) skinny dipping in the hot tub and pool.

  • The Good Reverend

    we got a fan!  SS, how could you?! smile

  • Shadow Stalker

    I’m not the one that posted about it on the site now, am I?

  • The Good Reverend

    hehe.. true.  But i only knew to look for this clip b/c of a friend..whose friend had seen it.  So I’m 2 degrees of separation from this show.. well, “was”, until I found out y’all are watching it!

  • mrcookieface

    B- and C-level “celebs”?  Are you dissing Jane Wiedlin, Rev?

    I’m with Shadow on this one.  That first episode was the best thing on TV so far this year.

    Mmmmmmm…..Jane Wiedlin….I’ve always had a crush on her.  She’s still just as cute as ever.


  • Just Plain Bob

    is that photo of the singing telegram from the Clue movie?

    and if so, can i score some extra points on the Geek test for recognizing it?

  • .alphamonkey.

    Jane Wiedlin.  *sigh* She’s the cutest.

    I still claim cool points for knowing a guy who made out with her.

  • mrcookieface

    No.  He didn’t make out with Jane.  He made out with Charlotte Caffey.

    But that’s not too bad either.

  • .alphamonkey.

    Who are YOU talking about?

  • mrcookieface

    Uhhh. I guess somebody else.

  • The Good Reverend

    The point is moot.  You get tha cool points if it was YOU that made out with her.

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