Man Cancels Trip to Sri Lanka, Avoids Tsunami. Dies In Avalanche

by Souped_up_on_Jihad on January 24, 2005 · 9 comments

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So, you think you can cheat death? Well, a man from San Mateo, Califronia thought he could. This article tells the story of man who changed his travel plans at the last minute, avoiding disaster at the hands of a tsunami in Sri Lanka.But, as the story tells, the man did not avoid disaster. After making a wise decision to avoid the Asian tsunami, the bay area man chose to go snowboarding, and was killed in an avalanche.

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  • mrcookieface

    That just goes to show: 

    When the Grim Reaper has you on his to-do list, he’s gonna get you no matter where you are.

  • Davion

    Very Cosmic.

  • Cananopie

    Oh no. Horrible high budget horror films are coming true!

    Final Destination 3 is in the making!

  • The Good Reverend

    damn.  I clicked on Comments with my Final Destination 3 joke in hand, but you had beaten me to it. smile

  • .alphamonkey.

    The sad thing is that Final Destination 3 *IS* being made.  We’re doomed, I tell you! Dooooooomed!

  • Shadow Stalker

    What kind of an asshole goes, “Wow, I was so lucky to narrowly avoid a horrible tragedy that has touched millions.  I’ve gotta take my luck and hit that wicked powder.” If only he’d taken the drive to Vegas, he’d be passed out in a pool of his own urine under a dirty Vegas hooker right now.

  • The Good Reverend

    Sometimes some snacks and a warm toddy at the Summit Restaurant between double diamond mogul runs is the only real cure for the grief he was obviously feeling.

  • The Good Reverend

    I would hand over my life savings ($3.65, half a pack of gum, and a coupon for a free McDonald’s small fries) to have known what this guy’s final thoughts were as he saw Mother Nature barreling down on him.  I imagine, amongst the terror, he had to be thinking, “You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.”

  • Shadow Stalker

    I bet there was someone who cancelled his snowboarding vacation to take a job in Thailand, thus missing the avalanche and catching the tsunami.

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