Maybe cybernetics aren’t such a great idea after all.

by alphamonkey on January 5, 2005 · 3 comments

in Sci-Tech,Stupid People

A Surrey woman with a electrical implant in her brain has had her remote control stolen.  The remote switches the device off, allowing her to sleep. This is making me rethink my idea to have a TiVo installed in my skull so I can watch endless reruns of Mama’s Family. 

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1 fealty2dahriyah January 5, 2005 at 2:48 pm

I’m surprised the theives didn’t run around the parking lot trying to use the remote start. that could have been more entertaining than tazer footage.

2 .alphamonkey. January 5, 2005 at 2:52 pm

I’m not certain that’s how that thing works

3 fealty2dahriyah January 5, 2005 at 4:17 pm

according to my calculations she needs to turn that off so she can sleep. so by running around thinking it’s a remote car starter, I’d think she’d be twitching like a crackfiend.

assholethieves * cybernetic remote/britishhumor = hillarious

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