Mom of the Year: 2004 totally in the bag.

by alphamonkey on January 7, 2005 · 5 comments

in News,Stupid People

Joann Monica Epperson of Chambersberg, PA gets my vote for Mom of the Year with her daring late night burglary attempt in which she used her 5 year old son as a lookout.  Awesome! Take that Jerry Falwell with all your talk of families not engaging in group activites and team-building! 

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    didn’t some british lady auction off her 13yo daughters virginity for 30k?

  • .alphamonkey.

    I believe you’re thinking of the college girl that auctioned off her own virginity for college money.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    no cuz i remember that one too. maybe the one i’m thinking of is a spoof. this is only link I could find it’s some stupid blog… damn you world

    it’s Porn actress Claire Kent daughter… whom ever the fuck that is

  • .alphamonkey.

    Oh c’mon..that’s from News of the World, a tabloid only slightly less reputable than a high school ‘zine. I call foul.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    my brain swears we saw it somewhere slightly more reputable than the news of the world. you know something like enquirer.

    and that foul smell is my funk for not showerign this weekend…

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