Mondays Suck

by ShadowStalker on January 24, 2005 · 2 comments

in News

LONDON — In a bold move this week, Prime Minister Tony Blair has proposed an offical ban on Mondays saying, “It’s undeniable.  Mondays suck.” Blair cited a recent study which uses mathematical hand waving to prove that Monday, January 24, will be the most depressing day of the year.”We have knowledge of which day will be most depressing this year,” stated Blair.  “Consider this a pre-emptive strike on all bad days.”

“I was just sitting in Applied Mathematics 104 when it hit me,” said Clint Arbol, self-proclaimed “Professor of Beerology” and discoverer of the mathematical formula.  “I mean, Mondays are totally more depressing when the weather is bad, so I was like, ‘I wonder if I could quantificate that.’” Arbol recommends vigorous excercise to beat depression.  “Whenever I get real bummed out, I do a keg stand or go streaking.  We’ve got a streak planned for Monday, but don’t tell anybody.  Campus security would be all over our house if they found out.”

Arbol’s findings will be published this weekend on the back of the flyer for Alpha Chi Gamma’s toga party.

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  • Just Plain Bob

    Funny! this morning i woke up and decided to skip my classes today because i was in a horrible mood.


  • Thundarr

    Since weather is always in flux around the world, if Monday was the worst day in Britain it should have been a pretty good day here, right?  And just for the record, it’s always crappy weather there, hell they get more rain than Seattle.

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