I love C.H.U.D. No, not the horrid 80’s movie about underground mutant freaks that crave our flesh, but the movie site that co-opted the name. I don’t always agree with their reviews, but I do love their completely unhinged reviews of the films I’m not going to pay money to see. Like say, Catwoman, a film that even a blind, deaf, and severely retarded person could tell you looked to be a complete crapfest drilled into your skull in Dolby Digital 5.1.
Maybe it’s geared a little too much toward film nerds like me, but there’s something about a line like ”Somewhere, a Mr. Woo Ping punches his own face in bullet time.“ that makes me feel all warm inside. Nick Nunziata and the rest of the CHUD crew, I salute you.