Ulrich HaarbÃ¼rste has what can only described as a singularly unique..uh, fetish I guess. I mean, how many people do YOU know that want to wrap Roy Orbison in cling-film? (You don’t count, mrcookieface.) Ulrich has stories and stories about Roy and the joy of cling-film. There’s even one in space, no less. Oh, and if you’re too lazy to read them, there’s even an mp3 of one of the stories. Joy! from the site:
Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, ‘Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?’
‘By all means.’ I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.