Only in dreams…

by alphamonkey on January 21, 2005 · 0 comments

in Sexuality

Ulrich Haarbürste has what can only described as a singularly unique..uh, fetish I guess. I mean, how many people do YOU know that want to wrap Roy Orbison in cling-film?  (You don’t count, mrcookieface.) Ulrich has stories and stories about Roy and the joy of cling-film.  There’s even one in space, no less.  Oh, and if you’re too lazy to read them, there’s even an mp3 of one of the stories.  Joy! from the site:

Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, ‘Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?’

‘By all means.’ I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film.

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