Pauly Shore’s Got Nothing On This Guy

by ShadowStalker on January 5, 2005 · 6 comments

in News,Stupid People

Alphamonkey is fond of saying that anyone who can’t get out of jury duty is too stupid to be his peer*.  Today, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer had the gall to voluntarily show up for jury duty, and even went so far as saying, “Jury duty is an important civic duty.” What an idiot!

* Yes, I’m deliberately misrepresenting you.  Deal with it.

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1 mrcookieface January 5, 2005 at 10:51 pm

Alphamonkey is an unpatriotic American.

I can’t wait until he’s deported.

2 .alphamonkey. January 6, 2005 at 12:03 am

Hello, you can’t deport what man lives in his own sovereign nation. That’s right, FreeMonkatania.  Deal with THAT, potential enemies!

3 Souped_up_on_Jihad January 6, 2005 at 1:55 am

I did jury duty once. Back in 97. I got paid time off at work and made like $15/day for jury duty from the county.

4 .alphamonkey. January 6, 2005 at 2:02 am

Yah, about that. I’m not sure you can sentence a speeder to death, Souped.

5 Souped_up_on_Jihad January 6, 2005 at 8:18 pm

I sure as hell tried though.

6 .alphamonkey. January 6, 2005 at 8:19 pm

And the denizens of Roe Avenue are forever in your debt, good sir.

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