Richey Rocks: Total Fan Dedication

by alphamonkey on January 7, 2005 · 1 comment

in Audio Visual,Music Videos,News,Stupid People

I think we all remember this guy from the Mazed and Amazed video, but guess what? He’s got a website!  Awesome! In addition to the various self-written testimonials about Rip Rockin’ Richey’s skills and many fans, you may also behold the sordid story of his being kicked out of American Idol auditions before they even began! Yup, our pal Richey is too punk rock for AI, apparently.  Be sure to check out the various vids and mp3s of his unmistakable genius.

I know you doubt his greatness, but check this out:

Richey has been in Orlando for a lil over 2 years and since then his fans HAS GROWN in numbers*

Richey has been to many shows , from *N Sync’s, O Town, Justin Timberlake & Simple Plan.

And Richey has been to many events in Orlando, FL Red, Hot, and BOOM!* (July) Jingle Ball (December)

Holy crap! How does this guy not have a Grammy yet? For shame, mainstream pop radio for not giving America the access to Rip Rockin’ Richey that we so deserve!

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    “Richey has been to many shows , from *N Sync’s, O Town, Justin Timberlake & Simple Plan.”

    This is to prove his love for pop culture in effort to bring some teenage girls his way. He understands their vapid, fickle interest in corporate entertainment so much he has gone to their shows.

    And oh yea, what’s up with all the asterisks? Are these like the disclaimers like at the bottom of the page it says “Rip Rockin’ Richey actually has no idea if he has any fans let alone if they grew in numbers” or “Actually Rip Rockin’ Richey has never actually been to any of the following shows, he just cries at night listening to these CDs”

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