Sadly, this link comes too late to save our holiday parties.

by alphamonkey on January 3, 2005 · 2 comments

in Miscellany

Sorry folks.  We dropped the ball on this one.  While we normally try to be timely and helpful, the discovery of Rent-A-Midget comes too late.  My advice is to bookmark it now for the next holiday season. 

Name: Brad

Age: 20

Hometown: Fullerton, CA

Occupation: Stand Up Comic

Marital Status: Sorry Ladies

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  • jdeep6

    You forgot the best!


  • Just Plain Bob

    i seem to remember a few years ago, the party known as “Pram” at my school attempted to hire one of these lil dudes. (Pram happens the same night as prom, and it’s for those who are anti-prom) The gig was for one of the midgets to wrestle one of the seniors. It wasn’t even a big senior, he was quite the art geek. Nice guy though.

    Anyway, If i remember correctly, upon learning of the wrestling plans, the midget backed out last minute.

    The party was a dud.

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