Nothing says Monday like a little outrage, so here’s The Beast’s 50 Most Loathesome People of 2004.
(from the article)
38. Toby Keith
Crimes: The worst kind of proud-to-be-brainwashed dolt, one who feels he should express himself. The fact that this ambulatory hamburger’s opinions were ever given public forum is an indictment of our entire civilization and all human history leading up to this point.
Smoking Gun: Plays country music.
Punishment: Impaled on improperly installed American flag attached to tractor-trailer, dragged for 12 hours, eaten by wolves.