Abe Lincoln Could Kick My Ass

by mrcookieface on February 15, 2005 · 8 comments

in Diversions,Entertainment,Miscellany

But Hitler?  I think I could have taken him.

How tall are you compared to other famous people?

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    not that this has any relevance other than abe, but I read something the other day trying to to prove he was homosexual. what’s w/ the current trend of making powerful leaders gay?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I don’t think anyone MADE Abe sleep with other men. I’m pretty sure he did it on his own.  I’ve read a bit on the Lincoln theories and, while at times it seems a little stretched, there’s no compelling evidence that proves he wasn’t.  It’d explain the insano-ness of his wife, that’s for sure.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    I love the logic, you must prove your straightness, otherwise your fruit. hell if he was a macho man, we’d all call him a closet gay.

    my real point is why is all this coming out now? abe’s gay, alexander’s bi, cleopatra’s a tranny, the first pope was a feltcher. who gives a flying fuck. Alan key’s denounces homosexuality as deviant acts of derranged minds, and poof he’s daughters gay. look at the proof people, animals do it, fuck reptiles change sexes based on population needs. do you really think anyone would go through all the trouble if deep inside it didn’t feel right? if it aint your dink getting poopy, who cares.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    It is certainly more difficult to prove a negative, but in Lincoln’s case there is evidence that suggests he had a hankering for a hunk of man. 

    I don’t care one way or the other as to his sex life. He could have spent his free time romancing a hollowed out ham for all I care.  What I am interested in is having a more complete portrait of the man as opposed to the text-book ‘born in a log cabin’ drivel.

  • fealty2dahriyah

    actually, I would love to see evidence that proved he was. it would help prove, slightly, that it’s not immoral people w/ these lifestyles. 

    I’ve just been noticing this trend that last year of outting historical figures. I just find this disturbing that people would muckrake this late in the game. we could talk about how your grandma had a couple of orgies and was into women. does that define her? does it change her as a person? abe was a great man, few contest that, he just liked the dookey dick. shit wouldn’t it be funny if what helped emancipated the slaves was really abe’s urge to be sexually free. that would really piss some people off. hell the south might rise again….

  • http://www.transbuddha.com The Good Reverend

    Please don’t ever use “dookey dick” in a sentence again.  Ever.

  • Levi Called Biff

    Michael Crichton is 6’10”? I had no idea. I’m 6’7” myself, and that’s tall enough.

  • Levi Called Biff

    I heard that Abe was actually a woman dressed like a man… seriously… it was in some paper… like the globe or something.

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