Abstinence is cool!

by alphamonkey on February 17, 2005 · 7 comments

in Politics,Sexuality

As most of us are aware, the Bush administration is a big fan of abstinence only sex-ed.  Now they’ve rolled out two sites geared to making abstinence cool and fun for teens in the hip language that today’s kids seem to like so damn much. Not only chock full of scientific fact and helpful advice, they also include an Abstinence Pledge to help you be a better American.

If only these sites were available while I was in high-school to save me from the deliciously sinful and wicked choices my hormone addled mind led me to.

Here’s the site for girls and the site for boys.

Here’s a choice excerpt from Laura Bush’s advice to young girls:

Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican’s toilet.

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  • Just Plain Bob

    dirty racists! i’ll kick ‘em in the shins!

    damnable politique retards and their condemnation of all sex. SEX IS GOOD, damnit. premarital’s the only one they should be fighting.

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    No, I don’t think they need to be doing that.

    Not everyone believes in Christian morality, remember.

  • Just Plain Bob

    i know that. i think one thing, you think another.

    i’m posting my opinion, you post yours.

    ..isn’t that really the whole point? have i not, simply through what you’ve seen here on this very website, been very well acquainted with the fact that people often disagree?

    and i’m opposing the strange VERSION of Christian morality implicit in the sentiments of those websites. They’re mocking a feeling that many people actually have.. many people who identify themselves as Christians.

    So… seriously, alpha. do you really think I don’t realize that?

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    I didn’t think you missed the joke of the site, JPB.  But neither do I think we need to be discouraging premarital sex.

  • Just Plain Bob

    maybe we don’t.

    but i do. wink

  • http://www.dadsbigplan.com .alphamonkey.

    Well…you do that, and I’ll keep selling tickets to the premarital physical love train.


  • Just Plain Bob

    and i wouldn’t have you do anything less.

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