As most of us are aware, the Bush administration is a big fan of abstinence only sex-ed. Now they’ve rolled out two sites geared to making abstinence cool and fun for teens in the hip language that today’s kids seem to like so damn much. Not only chock full of scientific fact and helpful advice, they also include an Abstinence Pledge to help you be a better American.
If only these sites were available while I was in high-school to save me from the deliciously sinful and wicked choices my hormone addled mind led me to.
Here’s a choice excerpt from Laura Bush’s advice to young girls:
Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican’s toilet.