America’s Farmers: Out of touch with consumer trends

by The Good Reverend on February 22, 2005 · 2 comments

in Miscellany,Stupid People

Along with other time-honored philosophical questions, such as “how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop” comes a new one:  how many times must you be kicked in the head by a mule to market t-shirts dipped in cow shit?

From the site:

Anyone who has worked or grown up on a farm with cattle has sooner or later been knee deep in manure (100% real cow manure was the product used to produce these shirts). the idea was conceived after reminiscing about farm chores and the staining ability of cow manure on shirts.

Each t-shirt is hand dipped and has its own unique coloring…stains and all.

I, for one, am relieved that finally someone is making a shirt using “100% real cow manure”.  I am so tired of those cheap knock-offs from Malaysia that use 50/50 cow/water buffalo manure blend.  Get ‘em while they’re…umm.. hot?

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  • fealty2dahriyah

    this isn’t even silk screened poo, these people must be high, this shit is tiedyed w/ poo.

  • Just Plain Bob

    i’m disturbed by the fact that they put “no” in quotes.

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